" garbanzo bean "

 [ "garbanzo bean" ]

1: A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

  * e.g.,  ... This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them. 

 [ "garbanzo bean" ]

2: Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

 [ "Garbanzo beans" ]

1: a person or action that is utterly wack.

  * e.g.,  ... Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks! 

 [ "Garbanzo beans" ]

2: garbage or bammer

  * e.g.,  ... that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans. 

 [ "garbanzo beans" ]

1: A short phrase spoken when you or someone else said something that was complete garbage or ludicrous.

  * e.g.,  ... "Going to make the best of it, and see what happens. Garbanzo beans." 

 [ "dirty garbanzo bean" ]

1: a dirty mexican pussy that smells like tacos and old dick juice

  * e.g.,  ... Maria's dirty garbanzo bean made me throw up and shit my pants 

 [ "Garbanzo Bean" ]

1: Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”

  * e.g.,  ... This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day. 

 [ "Garbanzo beans" ]

1: Plan b.

  * e.g.,  ... "Got my bitch pregnant, now I got to buy some garbanzo beans for her" 

 [ "Garbanzo Bean" ]

1: A Garbanzo Bean is another is a synonym for Chickpea

  * e.g.,  ... A girl I picked up at the bar tied me to my bed and took a garbanzo bean on my face. 

 [ "Garbanzo Bean" ]

1: Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.

  * e.g.,  ... I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.